Monday, July 09, 2007

It's a Boy!

Last weekend Ryan and I hopped a city bus out of neighboring Kazanluk in search of one of the myriad sunflower fields that abound mid-summer throughout Bulgaria. It was something I’ve been waiting to do since I’ve arrived. In fact, I think one of the very first questions I asked after I got here was “When can we see sunflowers?” (Note: I believe “When is cherry season?” was next. Cherries are possibly my favorite fruit and much like the sunflowers, they are everywhere right now. Yum!)

Our journey turned out to be a most profitable one, as it involved cherries...



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...roosters... (which, by the way, I also just love)



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...AND the much sought-after sunflowers!



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Some of these flowers are seriously taller than me and the view of row upon row of gold framed by mountains and a blue sky was absolutely incredible.



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After getting our fill of sunflowers and exhausting my camera’s battery, doubting we could catch a bus we decided to walk the 5 or so miles back to Kazanluk. Just about a mile out of town, we heard a puppy’s cries coming from underneath a dumpster. Anyone who knows me understands that at this point there was only one thing for me to do, namely belly crawl underneath the damn thing to find a tiny black and white ball of fluff… indeed, a puppy, perhaps 12 – 14 days old. The second I picked him up, he stopped crying and nuzzled into my arms. Ryan looked at me and said “He’s not coming home with us, babe.” I pleaded a bit with my eyes, and pointed out there appeared to be no mother. After looking around and finding nary a mom in sight, plus no human running up to claim the pup, Ryan heaved a big sigh and said “He’s coming home with us, isn’t he?”



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Yup.

And for the record, Ryan couldn't have left him behind any more than I could have.

We’ve named him Luke. (From the last part of Kazanluk… aren’t we creative?) Incidentally “luk” means “onion” here in Bulgaria, so when people ask his name it gets a bit of a laugh. Now this is funny to me for a different reason. Bear with me while I share a back story.

When Ryan and I first starting dating, I was driving to work one morning and saw a dog on the side of the road in a parking lot. I pulled over, hoping to find identification on him, but worried that by stopping I might send him running into traffic. Fortunately the dog proved to be exceedingly friendly and bounded eagerly over to me when I called. He then jumped past me into my car and sat down obediently in the passenger seat, all "C'mon lady! Aren't we gonna go somewhere already?" As it turned out there was a collar... but no tags, so I took him to work with me for the day, giving him food and water, and made the effort to find his owner by calling around to local vets and the Humane Society. At the end of the day, the search had proved fruitless and I would gladly have adopted him… but there was a small glitch in that plan. My roommate Laura was terrified of dogs. As there was no way I could bring him home without first searching for a new place to live myself, I boarded him at a veterinary clinic for a few days, paying for shots, a bath and a heartworm test.

Sadly, the dog was heartworm positive. Also complicating things was the fact he was a pit bull, but sometimes these dogs get a bad rap and this one was an absolute sweetheart, causing all of the vet technicians to rhapsodize over what a great big affectionate baby he was. Because of the dog’s health condition, I couldn’t take him to Animal Control as they would euthanize him, and I was fearful of advertising him publicly since some people obviously buy these dogs with the plan of using them to fight. So after about a week of fretting, with the help of a kindly teacher in the Osceola County School District I found him a nice home with one of her students.

Aaannnyyywayyyy long story short - I named that dog… Bo.

Despite evidence to the contrary, I am NOT a member of the Dukes of Hazard fan club. Never even watched an episode. No really.
I swear. We were totally a Muppets, Cosby Show and Family Ties family. I don't think I even knew who Boss Hog was until, like, the tenth grade.

But I digress.

Anyway, Luke is a very sweet puppy and is just starting to get his baby teeth, as well as learning how to walk and give kisses.






He loves to eat puppy formula from his bottle…



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...but will also suck frantically on your finger, kneading your hand with his little front paws.



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He likes to crawl under things, especially places that are particularly dusty… and believe me, there are a lot of those in Ryan's apartment.



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He toddles around, sometimes toppling over as he gradually gains his balance. Ryan made him a three-room puppy condo out of cardboard boxes, featuring a bedroom, bathroom and playroom, but after the first day or two he decided he much prefers a T-shirt and the floor, thank you very much.



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This morning he decided to test out his brand new puppy-bark to wake us up, and when I raised my head to look at him giving a sleepy “Hi buddy,”, he wriggled all over in delight. "She’sawakesshe’sawakeohboyohboyitworkeditworkedtimetoeat!" And this afternoon he learned how to tackle his stuffed cow.

He also likes to sleep.



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We are very attached.

We cannot keep him.

But we think we have found a very nice mommy for him and with any luck she will take Luke to his new home next week.

I am going to do my best not to cry.

***Post Script: It just occurred to me that I am so lucky I met Ryan when I did. This post just rather alarmingly proved that if not for him a few years from now I totally would have had 16 cats and dogs with wallet sized photos of each. "Oh look, and here is Petunia sleeping, by the window. She's on the window sill! Do you see that? A dog on the window sill! Oh, and here is sweet little Mr. Mistoffelees playing with his toy mouse. Doesn't that just make your heart melt! Oh and this... this is Mungojerry using the toilet instead of a litter box...he is such a smart little kitty and... wait... where are you going? I haven't told you about Rumpleteaser and Fluffy and George and Fido and..."

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

It's Getting Hot in Here...

To Whom It May Concern:

It is hot.

And I don't mean "It is summer and I have to walk from my apartment to my car and pout until the air conditioner kicks in while swearing at whomever invented leather steering wheels that scald your hands," hot.

Oh no.
It is much hotter than that.

What I mean is, "It is not even July and it has been at (or above!!) 100 degrees every day for the past week and we do not have any damn air conditioning so I'm going to sit naked directly between the fan and the open window, sweat my ass off and periodically fret about all the creepy bugs who are just thrilled that we have invited them into our home while trying to figure out if there is any conceivable way to make an air conditioner out of a cell phone, some DVDs, Tampax Tampons and a Snickers wrapper before taking my 276th shower of the day and wishing it was winter again so I can bitch about how cold it is."

Friends,
this is the kind of heat I am talking about here and I am sad.


So, I've got a plan. And I think it's a good one. Y'all can send me a care package full of icy goodness! Yay! How does that sound?? It should include one or more of the following:

  • A snow making machine

  • A humongous block of ice

  • Three tons of Ben & Jerry's Oatmeal Cookie Crunch Ice Cream

  • The month of December

  • A glacier (penguins included)

  • A swimming pool

  • An ice skating rink (and some ice skates, size 6)

  • The North Pole (or perhaps the snowy peaks of Mt. Everest)

  • A Meagan-sized refrigerator (with air holes cut into it)

  • A snow-cone machine (cherry flavored, please)

In the meantime, I encourage you to have a nice cold drink, think of me... and tell your air-conditioner you love it. Go on. Give it a hug.

Sincerely,
Meag

P.S. Sometime in between all the sweating and fantasizing about vacationing in the Arctic, I will get around to uploading pictures and possibly even blogging about our trip...

Monday, June 11, 2007

Yes, yes... I know...

There is blogging that needs to be done.

Plus uploading of something like 1600 incredibly interesting photos of interesting churches and interesting mountains and other very interesting things including enough interesting cats and dogs to be... dare I say... interesting?

And I hereby solemnly vow both of these things will take place this week and lo you will be excited and rejoice.

But for now, I leave you with the assurance that our trip was fabulous....

...and also with the following video. It? Is awesome.

(Note to my adorable and talented superstar: I love you!)


Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Blah Blah Blog

You'd think with all this free time on my hands I'd update this thing more.

I mean, unemployment combined with living in Bulgaria should be good for blogging, right?

Evidently not. I don't know if you've noticed, but I am
utter crap at blogging. I am not really sure why, but I offer you one possible explanation.

The Internet
(especially myspace) is evil. Really. I am not making this up.

I get on the computer at, say, 10 AM and happily log into Yahoo! to check my e-mail, fully intending to work on my blog after I finish. Wow! I have a lot of people who love me!... and hmmm... looks like Paris Hilton is going to jail - hooray for the American judicial system!... and.... oh my... why on earth would anyone want $250,000 worth of Skittles? ... and.... eessssshh.... Sanjaya... and.... Prada... and Presidential candidates.... and polar bears.... and... zzzzzz..... and...

Sweet Baby Jesus! It's 5 PM! I am still in my underwear! And a tanktop! Shit! And I have bedhead! And maybe morning breath!

Then I run around all breathlessly and crazy-like, picking up Tootsie Roll wrappers, throwing dishes in the sink, brushing my teeth, frantically scrubbing myself in the shower and generally trying to make it look like I sort of had a productive day.

Ha! Just kidding! I might have exaggerated a teensy bit. Okay, a lot. And I flat out lied about the bedhead and morning breath, and maybe a few other things... Most days I do actually get stuff done. But still. I am telling you....
Evil!

So, now all because of the evil Internet
(especially myspace) I am forced to update you primarily through the use of pictures. Because I am lazy.

A few weeks ago, Ryan and I spent the day in
Sofia.


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This is a picture of a convertible that also happens to be a police car. Parked outside what appears to be a fetish store.

I love Bulgaria.


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It was Ryan's Country Director's last day in Bulgaria as he is moving back to Colorado, so we all went over to his house to eat pizza, sing songs, and say goodbye.



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The next day we wanted to go to the beach. But because it was a long weekend here (due to Labour Day, I think), every single person in the entire country (and maybe neighboring Macedonia) decided to go too, so we were unable to catch a bus. Undaunted, we instead went to Gorna Oryahovitsa to indulge in some tapas and sushi with some friends.




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That following Monday, we went to Samokov to visit Kevin, a friend of Ryan's, and onto Dupnitsa where Ryan gave a presentation on Safety and Security to the newest group of Peace Corps Trainees. He did a good job. I have to take his word for it, though, since he wouldn't let me watch.



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I have no recollection of what we did the following weekend. None. Hopefully this is not a sign of early onset dementia....

Oh wait. I do remember. I just blocked it out. We cleaned. And cleaned. And cleaned some more. For your entertainment, I now present to you before and after pictures. Clearly, we are slobs. Also lushes.



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Guess which ones are "Before" and which ones are "After". Guess!



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And yes. We still have our Christmas Tree up. 'Tis festive.

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Scott (Ryan's friend from the States) arrived last Thursday and we've been having a grand time. I must say, though, somehow his presence has spurred an alarming and rapid depletion in the alcoholic resources of Bulgaria. I'm sure there's some sort of an explanation for this.

Anyway, less than 48 hours after Scott arrived, we headed to Nessebar, a small, but beautiful town on the Black Sea Coast.

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On Sunday we had dinner at the beautiful home of an American businessman living here in Stara Zagora. It was a great time overall and our host was most gracious... and a fabulous chef to boot. I have no pictures of this night, but there was steak. Given the presence of said steak (steaaakkkk!!!), it's probably a good thing I didn't have my camera with me. Otherwise this might instead be a pictorial dedication to red meat and baked potatoes.

Tomorrow Scott and I will venture to Plovdiv while Ryan works, and then we will all head to Sofia on Friday to pick up Anna (another friend of Ryan's from the States). From there, we will embark on a 2-week vacation to Romania, Serbia, Greece and Turkey. As you can see, we're very excited.



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So for now I say so long to the evil Internet (Damn you myspace! Damn you!) in favor of some fun, adventure... and probably the joys of international beer...